Oh My God! Guess what? There's actually someone who has decided that it's a good idea to make mobile phones for your pet! http://www.petsmobility.com .

I'm sorry but these things aint gonna be cheap right? And if you saw some dog come runnign up to you looking lost, would you push the "call owner" button, or just take the thing? I know what I would do - but then again, I have been known to show "chav" traits now and then - What can I say! (Romford maybe?)