Mr Connector!

You all would have laughed today I tell you. I bought some speakers from a man running a so called computer shop in Leeds. He had me in stiches, telling me that the speakers I was interested in had really good connectors. Then he proceeded to tell me about how his last laptop had bad connectors. He then managed to use the word "connector" in every sentance. Was well funny! Why do the most computer illiterate people think they are the experts in computers eh?