Hooray! New Design Completed!

Well, you should all now see that I finally got around to makign the blog page the same as the rest of the site now, and while I was at it, decided to completely re-write the site to ASP, and change the look a bit too! I'm not just a good looking chap you know!

Whizzzz!

Yan's Hong Kong Blog

Check out my mates Hong Kong Blog! As she travels around and experiences new things, you'll be able to see what she's been up to!

Yan's Hong Kong Blog

Ugly girls can't sing!

Why is it that ugly girls (no apologies if any are reading this - but then you'd probably think you weren't ugly right?) can't sing, yet they persist in singing really loudly. I mean, where I work, there's this girl who's got a face like the back end of a bus, and she's runnign round singing "I miss you like crazy!". Come on! Give me a break please!

Shut up! Virgin!

Oooh! If ya like big gay bars then check out the website from the Kings Arms (oh so big) Swansea...

www.kingsarmsswansea.com

The message board is funny too! :-)

Shut up Virgin!

Look what someone did to me! Bad innit!

He's got a homepage that's work in progress dedicated to my fat mum. What a meanie! To start my mum doesn;t have my face darling! :-)

Oh My God! Guess what? There's actually someone who has decided that it's a good idea to make mobile phones for your pet! http://www.petsmobility.com .

I'm sorry but these things aint gonna be cheap right? And if you saw some dog come runnign up to you looking lost, would you push the "call owner" button, or just take the thing? I know what I would do - but then again, I have been known to show "chav" traits now and then - What can I say! (Romford maybe?)

Class Ad!

Dust? Bit of dust anyone? Have some dust!

I tell you what, considering I was drinking last night, I feel remarkably awake, especially compared to yesterday thats for sure! I was falling asleep at my desk, what with heat in this place.

Have you all got your Little Britain tickets then? They're nearly all sold out you know! My lovely people at Amex managed to sort me out seven tickets in Bristol, but they were for friends. I might just have to see if I can get any in London! Worst case, I'll get my people at Amex to talk to your people at Capital "Chav" One, and get em to hand me your tickets - so there!

Wow - my mouth actually hurts - I've been ramblign to my poor shift "buddy" for ages now about crap, and I have mount ache! That'll teahc me for talkign crap I guess.

Anyways, second night shift, and going OK - not feelign tired yet, or maybe thats because of the 60 litres of coffee I've consumed over the last 24hrs... hmmmm.

Only 8 hours to go....

7hrs 59 mins....

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Ha-Ha! I actually found a sleeping tablet that works! It's sounded like a feminine hygiene product but it did the trick and I slept like a baby! Yay!

Only thing is that I'm on nights now so can't go to sleep - the next challenge will be trying to sleep in the day - we'll see how that goes tomorrow....

Someone loan me some sleep please!

I'm so knackered - I just can't sleep lately! I've tried every sleeping pill that I can get without a prescription but they just do nothing and I lie awake for hours. Deffo one of the worst feelings in the world - I'll let you know if it changes!

Other than that, things have been good so far - I started my new job in Leeds, and what a great city it is too! The new job is kewl - nice folks, and easy work which is a nice change! Yay!

I think I'm gonna get wasted tonight - that'll get me to sleep!

Whizzzz

Thank god that Xmas and New Year are done! Don't want ot sound like scrooge but it gets right on my tits! All that pretending to be nice to everyone and for what? We all just end up broke! Nuff said!

Well One thing we should all be thinking about is south east Asia. It's shockign to think I was on one of the many beaches that was devastated by the Tsunami's. I did my bit and gave £50 to the relief efforts and I hope you all did too!

Something to think about anyways!

Whizzzz